Mammals: Hair and Milk
My name is “Samwise” because I have big hairy feet (The Hobbit). I am a wallaby which means I am a special kind of mammal (a marsupial like kangaroos). You may have noticed, I am also albino, which means I am even more special!
Let your parents know that I am a prey animal, and therefore, I am only allowed at indoor events. I do not mix well with dogs (their relatives, the dingo, try and eat me), balloons (predator attacks from above freak me out), and loud noises.
Unfortunately, I am getting more skittish and aggressive as I get older. Therefore, I am only able to attend events with ten or less people, and even then I am not always in the mood to be touched.
Samwise is not guaranteed at all events due to distance and other factors. If you just gotta have a mammal at your event, let me know and we may be able to find a substitute critter.